Monday, September 27, 2010

I stayed, and watched him circle the drain.


I found a stinkbug in my house.
Bastards are everywhere.
I hear by word of mouth
that squashing them is a bad
bad

bad

idea. Well I wasn't about to let him
go out and repopulate Pittsburgh
with his infiltrating offspring.

So I flushed him. I stayed.
I watched him circle the drain.

I did it with a smirk on my face
and yelled at him, "HOW DO YOU LIKE
INSIDE NOW?!" He got the point.
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2 comments:

  1. planned confusionSeptember 28, 2010 at 6:02 AM

    hahahahahahahaha,
    I have never met a stinkbug

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  2. BabaSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    Andrew Levi....you are the most hilarious young man I have ever met. I wuf U.


    fullyla.....fully la....I don't know why but I find that very funny

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