There was a young boy who was high. He ate his mom's fresh apple pie. She came home from mass, found her son was on grass, and beat him so hard that he cried.
There was a young man from the coast who received a parcel by post. It contained so I heard a triangular turd and the balls of his grandfather's ghost.
i wrote a limerick once....bout a boy & a girl & a sheep
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It contained so I heard
a triangular turd
and the balls of his grandfather's ghost.
hahahah, i adore you.
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